Yo mama is so flat

• Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
  
  
• Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
  
  
• Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
  
  
  

More Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so dirty

• Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
  
  
• Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
  
  
• Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
  
  
• Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
  
  

Yo mama is so old

• Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
  
  
• Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
  
  
• Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
  
  
• Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
  
  
• Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
  
  
• Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  
  
• Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
  
  
• Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
  
  
• Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
  
  
• Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
  
  
  

Yo mama is so ugly - Part 3

• Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
  
  
• Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.