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Miscellaneous yo mama jokes

Miscellaneous yo mama jokes



  • Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

  • Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

  • Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

  • It took Yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

  • Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

  • Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

  • Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

  • Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

  • Yo mama twice the man you are.

  • Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

  • Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

  • Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

  • Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

  • Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

  • Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

  • Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

  • Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

  • Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

  • Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

  • I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

  • I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

  • Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.





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Miscellaneous yo mama jokes



  • Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

  • Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

  • Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

  • It took Yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

  • Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

  • Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

  • Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

  • Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

  • Yo mama twice the man you are.

  • Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

  • Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

  • Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

  • Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

  • Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

  • Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

  • Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

  • Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

  • Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

  • Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

  • I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

  • I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

  • Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.


Yo mama is so flat



  • Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

  • Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

  • Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!


Yo mama is so dirty



  • Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

  • Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

  • Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

  • Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

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