Challan for Helmet
Cow par baithe ek sardar ko traffic police ne rok kar kaha:
Aap ka helmet nahi hai..?? Chalan hoga..!!
Sardar: Dhyan se dekh neeche andhe four wheeler hai.
More Sardar Jokes
Sardar ki promotion ho gayi exective se manager ban gaya.
Wo ghar gaya aur bivi ko naye style main bataya 'tu aaj raat manager naal soye gi'
There was once a Sardarji who couldn't distinguish between his two horses. Since he didn't know what to do he asked his neighbor for advice.
He responded, "Trim the tail of one of the horses." "You are a very clever man," said the Sardar.
For a couple of months it was all right, but then the tail grew back to its normal size. "You'd better trim the mane of one of the horses, "advised the neighbor. For another couple of months it worked, but then the mane grew back.
"The best thing to do is to look for some characteristic that doesn't vary with time, like the height of the horses," said the neighbor.
"You are a very wise man. I'll measure them and tell you about it."
After a few hours the Sardar returned to his neighbor. "You were right! I've Measured their height and the white horse is three inches taller than the black one."
Once a sardarji, fedup with being teased decided to teach everyone a lesson, ie he wanted to make a fool of others. So he stands at the bus stop and starts looking at the sky, all his fellow passengers on the bus ask him what he is doing.
He replies "chand aur sooraj mel rahe hai".
Every one laughs and go on their ways. when they come back from their duty they find him still in the same position, gazing up, again they ask him "kya dekh rahe ho sardarji?" and they get the same answer.
Meanwhile the sardar is keeping track of the number of people who have asked him and how many have remained with him and how many have left.
When his count reaches 100, he is very happy that he has made a fool of 100 people and turns around and shouts "I HAVE MADE A FOOL OF U ALL" and finds 100 turbans behind him.