Nuts Talking

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

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Swim on its back

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.

Snowman Smile

Q: Why did the snowman smile?

A: Because the snowblower is coming.

365 Condoms

Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear.

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