What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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Nuts Talking

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

Swim on its back

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.

Snowman Smile

Q: Why did the snowman smile?

A: Because the snowblower is coming.

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