Woman Like a Condom

Woman Like a Condom

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Nuts Talking

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

Swim on its back

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.

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