KFC and a Woman

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Woman Like a Condom

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.


What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Nuts Talking

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

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