Holes in his Pockets

Holes in his Pockets

Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
So he could run his fingers through his hair.

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Why do women have vaginas?
So men will talk to them.

Snowmen and Snowwomen

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

KFC and a Woman

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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