Microwave and a Woman

Microwave and a Woman

Whats the difference between a microwave and a woman.
A microwave doesn't scream when you put a piece of meat in it.

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Holes in his Pockets

Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
So he could run his fingers through his hair.

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Why do women have vaginas?
So men will talk to them.

Snowmen and Snowwomen

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

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