What is skeleton
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person, who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
More Sardar Jokes
History teacher asked Santa: Name Kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously.
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.