I love you

A loving husband had "I love you" tattoed on his dick.
When he got home he showed it to his wife. She said there u go again trying to put words in my mouth.




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Chashma ki Zaroorat

Wife :- Kyun ji main jab aap ke paas aati hoon to aap chashama pehen lete hain.
Husband :- Doctor ne kaha hai jab sir dard kare to chashama pehen lena.

Happy Dad

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to groom.

They reached the altar and the waiting groom, the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life."

Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter

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finally, finally returned my credit card to me."

The whole audience including priest started laughing but not the poor groom.

Best Diplomats, Women

Kammu phoned her husband Nil at work as usual for a chat.

Nil said, "Kammu darling, I am terribly busy today, can you call me back later today perhaps"

Kammu said, "But sweetheart, I have a good news, and I have a bad news to give to you."

Nil said, "Darling, I do not have time, so why don't you give me the good news now, and when I come back home in the evening then give me the bad news, This way I can focus here, and do not spoil my work."

Kammu said, "OK dear. The good news is, the Air bag of our brand new Lexus works, I got my life saved. And when you come back home in the evening I will give you the bad news."

And then Kammu hung up.

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