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Girl in cinema turns sideway n whisper 2 her boyfriend: The man next 2 me is masturbating!".
BF: "Ignore him."
GF: "I can't.
BF: "Why not?"
GF: "He's using my HAND!"

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No Salary this Month

Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses Instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items.....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart

Difference between boys and girls

Rina: What is the difference between boys & girls?
Boys are naughty, we are beauty.
They've chest, we've breast.
They've night falls, we've 2 big balls.
They've a big pole, we've a deep hole.
They can fuck, we can suck.
They are brilliant, we are pregnant.
and at last we are "LOVERS" They are "FUCKERS".

Real Bad Headaches

One day a man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?"
The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home."

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