Cat at School

Cat at School

Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today?
John : I heard the postman tell mum.. when the kid goes to school I'm gonna eat your pussy.

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Bicycle and Woman

What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman?
Riding a bicycle u fix ur ass & move ur legs.
Riding a woman u fix ur legs & move ur ass!

I Cinema

Girl in cinema turns sideway n whisper 2 her boyfriend: The man next 2 me is masturbating!".
BF: "Ignore him."
GF: "I can't.
BF: "Why not?"
GF: "He's using my HAND!"

No Salary this Month

Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses Instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items.....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart

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