Best Friend

Best Friend

Good friend is like underwear, always cover u.
Better friend is like a condom, always save u.
Your best friend is like VIAGRA, when u r down, he keeps u UP!!

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Sales Girl vs Call Girl

Car sales girl says to call girl: "I have to sell a car today or I am fucked."
Call girl reply: "I have to be fucked today or I have to sell my car!"

Business is bad

Man to wife: Business is bad, if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant.
Wife: If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman...

Wanted to be human

The sperm wanted to be human very anxiously. One day an opportunity arrive so they rush out very quickly.
Suddenly the leader shouted: STOP! My God we are finished. The boss is only masturbating!

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