Going to Party

Going to Party

COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!

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Good friend is like underwear, always cover u.
Better friend is like a condom, always save u.
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Car sales girl says to call girl: "I have to sell a car today or I am fucked."
Call girl reply: "I have to be fucked today or I have to sell my car!"

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Man to wife: Business is bad, if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant.
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