An old man passed by the brothel and the girl said to him: Come, one time only $ 10. As he thought its cheap so he went in. After having sex, she demanded for $ 300. The old man asked why it's not $10. She replied, u go in n out 30 times so it's $300. He was furious n returned home but he wanted revenge on her.
Next day he went again n the girl was very happy to see him again. This time he inserted his COCK and remain inside without making any thrusting.
The girl screamed: Quick!
The old man replied I only have $ 5, that's why I only go in, I dare not come out!!!

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