Vet For Me
"Darling,"whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"
"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his wife.
The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow!"
More Marriage Jokes
A man makes a suggestion to his wife, "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?"
His wife responds with, "Yes, I would really like that. Tonight, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lay on the couch and watch TV."
A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age.
The husband responded "When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And in 60 years of marriage we have never needed to make a major decision."
A macho husband was asked "Do you Sleep with other women?
He replied: "Hey I sleep only with my wife with the others I stay awake all night!!!"