Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn't talk about his Mother's cooking, and Eve couldn't mention all the men she could/should have married.

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Unselfish Generosity

A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum."

"You gave a bum twenty whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. What did you husband say about it?"

"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"

Vet For Me

"Darling,"whispered a frail little husband from his chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"

"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?" asked his wife.

The husband replied, "Because I work like a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a cow!"

Change Positions

A man makes a suggestion to his wife, "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?"

His wife responds with, "Yes, I would really like that. Tonight, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lay on the couch and watch TV."

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