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About Sex

A guy came home early and found his wife in bed with another man. "What the hell are you doing?" shouted the irate husband.

"See," the wife said to the man lying beside her, "Didn't I tell you he doesn't know a thing about sex?"

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Obscene Phone Caller

"Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."

"Listen Dude," drawled the lil' Texas lady, "If y'all can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested!"

Survey Result

The most recent survey on women showed that 10 percent of the men interviewed liked women with thin legs. Another 15% preferred muscular legs. The rest liked something in-between.

Perfect Husband

A lonely older lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group must not run around on me, must not beat me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply in person.

On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring. There sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. She asked sardonically, "You are not expecting me to consider you, are you?? Just look at you you have no legs! The old man smiled. "Therefore, no chance to run around on you!" The old lady snorted,"You have no arms either!" "Therefore no chance to beat you. Still good in bed?" she asked. The old man smirked and said,

"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

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