A middle-aged guy says to his wife, "You should go bra-less."
She says, "Do you think my breasts are still perky enough?"
He says, "No, but maybe it'd pull the wrinkles out of your face."
More Marriage Jokes
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When he confronted his wife, she simply said, "It's my turn."
"What do you mean, your turn?" yelled the husband.
"In bed," she explained, "You've been making early withdrawals for years. Now, it's my turn."