At the card shop

At the card shop

At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No."

A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?"

"I don't know," said the woman. "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your dick' cards?"

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About Sex

A guy came home early and found his wife in bed with another man. "What the hell are you doing?" shouted the irate husband.

"See," the wife said to the man lying beside her, "Didn't I tell you he doesn't know a thing about sex?"

Obscene Phone Caller

"Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."

"Listen Dude," drawled the lil' Texas lady, "If y'all can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested!"

Survey Result

The most recent survey on women showed that 10 percent of the men interviewed liked women with thin legs. Another 15% preferred muscular legs. The rest liked something in-between.

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