Odd One Out

Odd One Out

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

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Elephant to Man

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Talk to Husband

Two women were talking, when one said to the other: "Do you ever talk to your husband when you're making love?"

"Yeah," replied the second, "But only when he telephones!"

Human Sexuality

This guy was taking a course in human sexuality. The instructor was going through various things in the Kinsey report, and the class members gasped audibly when she read out that a woman had several hundred orgasms in a single session.

A male voice said, "Wow, who was she?".

A female voice followed with, "The hell with that...who was *HE*?"

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