Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Billy-Bob replied, "Texas"
The operator replies - "ah, no kidding. What street do you live on?"
"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Billy-Bob said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
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Q. Why did god create Adam before he created Eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
The three fastest means of communication:
"I was married 3 times," explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first two wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my third wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame," said his friend. "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms."