2 minute maza

Once a young guy was basking at the beach, and inside his cock their were two sperms were fighting with each other ...

One said,"i'm future President of this country".

Second exploded,"hah!what President...i'm future PM of this country. President is only for name sake...."

As fight was on...a really sexy blonde ..with top less passed by... and that poor chap hedid'nt had any options....he masturbated.

Both sperms cameout in jiffy. very dejected and dissappointed....

One of them said, "sale ne, do minute ke maaje ke liya career chaupat kar diya".




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Hunting

Ek ladka or uska baap dono achchee dost they.
Ek din ladka padne ke liye bombay gaya baap ne kaha ki sara hisab beja karna.

ladke ke first month ka hisab
education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
fucking 4000


Baap ne kaha ki gadhey teri maan bhi padti hai to fucking mat likha ker likha kar hunting ok

next month

education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 5000

baap ne kaha abe gadhey huting kam kiya kar aur choti ducks mara kar badi badi nahin

next month

education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 2000

baap ne kaha aur choti maar

next month

education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 1000

baap ne kaha ki aur choti

education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 500

baap ne kaha aur choti to 3 months tak jawab nahin aaaya to baap ne kaha maderchod jawab de hisaab de

education 2000
hostel 3000
food 1500
hunting 200
gun repairing 50000

Girls & Boys Hostle

Once a girl and boy hostel were side by side therefore they hanged their clothes on same wire.

Once a heavy thunder came in a hurry boys picked girls and girls picked boys undergarments. Next day boys said to girls "yeh lo apne dudh ke dhakkan" and girls replied "yeh lo apne kele ke chilke!"

Cork in the ass

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out.

He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish." And I said, "No shit!"

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