2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
More Sardar Jokes
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.
Shopwale ne use flag diya.
Sardar: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Ek sardar ki shadi thi, woh baba Mannat Ram ke pass mannat mangane gaya, Itne mein us ki maa chhat se gir gayi aur mar gayi.
Ya khuda ye hi hain teri khudai,
Apni to mili nahi aur, baap ki bhi gawai.
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."