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Is Windows a Virus

Is Windows a Virus

Is Windows a Virus?

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:

1. They replicate quickly — okay, Windows does that.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so — okay, Windows does that.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk — okay, Windows does that, too.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that's with Windows, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So, Windows is *not* a virus.




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Husband (Returning late from work):Good evening dear, I'm now logged in.

Wife:Have you brought the grocery?
Husband:Bad command or filename.

Wife:But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife:What about my new TV?
Husband:Variable not found.

Wife:Atleast give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied.

Wife:Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband:Too many parameters..

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife:You are useless.
Husband:It's by default.

Wife: What about your salary?
Husband:File in use....Try later.

Wife:What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus....

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