Phoolon ki Mala
Santa: Doctor, ye phoolon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
More Sardar Jokes
Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets.
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents.
Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
Boss : Am giving u job as a driver. Starting salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?