Miss the Shot

In olden days, once upon a time when Guru Dron was teaching his shishsyas, under the pepal tree.

Guru Dron: Arjun can you see the parrot in the midst of the leaves of the tree.
Arjun: Ji Guru ji.

Guru Dron: Us ki aankhpar nishana lagao.
Arjun: Ji Guru ji.

But Arjun misses the shot.
And Arjun cried in anger: "Maa ki chut nishana gaya chuuk".

Upon this Guru Dron said to Arjun: Agar tumne yeh phir se bola tou ek teer aasman se aa kar tumhari Gand me ghuss jayega.

Arjun: maaf karna guru ji.

Again Arjun misses the shot and again he said: "Maa ki chut nishana gaya chuuk".


Upon this guru Dron was very angry and said: Agar tumne yeh phir se bola tou ab zaroor ek teer aakar tumhari gand me ghuss jayega.

But again arjun misses the shot and again cried: "Maa ki chut nishana gaya chuuk".

After this statement of Arjun:

Ek teer Guru Dron ki gand me aakar ghuss jata hai.

Guru Dron said looking at the sky: yeh teer tou Arjun ki gand me ghussna chahiya tha.

AASMAN SE AKASHWANI HUI: "MAA KI CHUT NISHANA GAYA CHUUK".




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