Virtues of Virginity
Our hot headed Santa broke his engagement with his girl friend Preeto because rumors were abound that she was pure virgin, People asked Santu, "Why?, Why, Santa Why?"
Santa explained, "That woman could not be of any other man, how would she be mine?"
More Sardar Jokes
Jasmeet : "What do you like most in me: my pretty face or my body?"
Santa : looking at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of Humor.
Michael, Francis and Banta are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter.
"Ok you, Michael, how many times did you cheat on your wife??
Let me be honest Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life?.
"Ok, your car in heaven is that Hyundai Santro there. Goodbye."
St. Peter turns to Francis, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"
Francis replies, "I must admit that in fifteen years of marriage I did cheat on my wife twice."
St. Peter says, "OK, your car in heaven is that Honda Civic. Here are the keys. Get going!"
He then looks at Banta, "And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
Banta lifts his head high and replies, "I am proud to say that in over twenty years of marriage, I never cheated on my wife. In fact, my beloved has been dead for two years now and I remained celibate the whole time!"
St Peter replies, "Very impressive... Your car in heaven is that BMW Z4-M Roadster convertible, Goodbye!?
Michael and Francis have driven off and are in a car park nearby waiting for their friend. Banta turns up in his BMW but he is crying his heart out.
Michael asks, Arrre! What's the matter with you? We should be crying. We're stuck with these cheaper models and you got an expensive BMW!"
Between sobs Banta explains, "I just saw my wife driving a Nano!"
Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their computers to another building.
Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa: "My machine has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?"
Banta: "But yours is empty and my disk is full!?