Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, Main meri biwi tang aa gaya hoon, sochta hoon jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhakka de doonga.
Banta: Yaar meri biwi ko bhi le ja, use bhi dhakka de dena.
Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use wapsi mein dhakka de doon?
More Sardar Jokes
Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing.
After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes.
Banta said, (Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come) Santa says good idea, and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat....to mark the spot.... Seeing that Banta shouted, why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish!
Our hot headed Santa broke his engagement with his girl friend Preeto because rumors were abound that she was pure virgin, People asked Santu, "Why?, Why, Santa Why?"
Santa explained, "That woman could not be of any other man, how would she be mine?"
Jasmeet : "What do you like most in me: my pretty face or my body?"
Santa : looking at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of Humor.