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Key Problem

# Key Problem

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

### More Sardar Jokes

Bungee Jumping

Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.

Santa: Wanna try it?

Banta: No way. I was born because of broken rubber & I don't wanna die because of it.

Christmas Tree Problem

It's Christmas time and Santa and Banta decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.

They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Santa brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Banta to look at it.

"Well, Banta, What do you think?"

"Sorry, Santa, this tree won't do. Let's try another one".

They come upon another nice tree, Santa brushes it off, and they both look at it.

"Not quite, Santa. Let's keep looking".

This goes on until nightfall. Both Santa and Banta are cold, tired, and hungry.

"Well, Santa, what do we do now?"

"Banta, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not..."

Dhakka

Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, Main meri biwi tang aa gaya hoon, sochta hoon jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhakka de doonga.

Banta: Yaar meri biwi ko bhi le ja, use bhi dhakka de dena.

Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use wapsi mein dhakka de doon?