Power Cuts

Power Cuts

Two days of power cuts in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators!

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Key Problem

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Bungee Jumping

Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.

Santa: Wanna try it?

Banta: No way. I was born because of broken rubber & I don't wanna die because of it.

Christmas Tree Problem

It's Christmas time and Santa and Banta decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.

They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Santa brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Banta to look at it.

"Well, Banta, What do you think?"

"Sorry, Santa, this tree won't do. Let's try another one".

They come upon another nice tree, Santa brushes it off, and they both look at it.

"How about this one?"

"Not quite, Santa. Let's keep looking".

This goes on until nightfall. Both Santa and Banta are cold, tired, and hungry.

"Well, Santa, what do we do now?"

"Banta, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not..."

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