No Faith

One day santa went with his wife preeto to a clinic, the doctor took the patient (preeto) inside the consultation room.

Preeto: Doctor please call your nurse inside!

Doc: Why you have no faith in me or What??

Preeto: No doctor, It's not like that, I have no faith in my husband!!

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Power Cuts

Two days of power cuts in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators!

Key Problem

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Bungee Jumping

Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.

Santa: Wanna try it?

Banta: No way. I was born because of broken rubber & I don't wanna die because of it.

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