One day santa went with his wife preeto to a clinic, the doctor took the patient (preeto) inside the consultation room.
Preeto: Doctor please call your nurse inside!
Doc: Why you have no faith in me or What??
Preeto: No doctor, It's not like that, I have no faith in my husband!!
More Sardar Jokes
Two days of power cuts in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators!
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.
Santa: Wanna try it?
Banta: No way. I was born because of broken rubber & I don't wanna die because of it.