Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option!!
More Sardar Jokes
One day santa went with his wife preeto to a clinic, the doctor took the patient (preeto) inside the consultation room.
Preeto: Doctor please call your nurse inside!
Doc: Why you have no faith in me or What??
Preeto: No doctor, It's not like that, I have no faith in my husband!!
Two days of power cuts in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators!
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.