Newlyweds Santa and Preeto were on their honeymoon trip and were driving down in their car to Chandigarh from their little town in Punjab.
They were nearing Chandigarh when Santa put his hand on Preeto's knee. Giggling, Jaspinder said shyly, 'Oye Santaji, you can go farther than that if you want to...'
So Santa Singh drove to Shimla.
More Sardar Jokes
Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta: "It was a flop idea."
Santa: "Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Banta: "She did, but she refused to cook!"
Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option!!
One day santa went with his wife preeto to a clinic, the doctor took the patient (preeto) inside the consultation room.
Preeto: Doctor please call your nurse inside!
Doc: Why you have no faith in me or What??
Preeto: No doctor, It's not like that, I have no faith in my husband!!