Santa in America

Santa in America

Santa was visiting his son who was in America for the very first time.

Santa was at a Local Food store going up and down the aisles with his son.

Santa asked, "What is this?
Santa's son, "Powdered orange juice"
Santa a bit confused, "Powdered orange juice?"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."

A few minutes later, in a different aisle Santa asked again, "And what is this?

Son, "Powdered milk"
Santa, "Powdered milk??"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"

A few minutes later, in a different aisle...
Santa, "And give a look here!! Baby Powder !! What a country, What a country!"

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