Santa in America
Santa was visiting his son who was in America for the very first time.
Santa was at a Local Food store going up and down the aisles with his son.
Santa asked, "What is this?
Santa's son, "Powdered orange juice"
Santa a bit confused, "Powdered orange juice?"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."
A few minutes later, in a different aisle Santa asked again, "And what is this?
Son, "Powdered milk"
Santa, "Powdered milk??"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle...
Santa, "And give a look here!! Baby Powder !! What a country, What a country!"
More Sardar Jokes
Santa asks banta: why do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta: prepaid mein bahut faida hai, isme call ke baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai...
Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.
He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?
Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.
Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?
Boss: Wait for more.
Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 150 soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after.
Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest!
Newlyweds Santa and Preeto were on their honeymoon trip and were driving down in their car to Chandigarh from their little town in Punjab.
They were nearing Chandigarh when Santa put his hand on Preeto's knee. Giggling, Jaspinder said shyly, 'Oye Santaji, you can go farther than that if you want to...'
So Santa Singh drove to Shimla.