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Butter & Legs

Butter & Legs

Q: What's the similarity between butter and a girl's legs?

A: Both have to be spread before use.




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Bottle and a Woman

Q: What Is The Difference Between A Bottle And A Woman !!

A: Bottle Has To Be First Filled Up And Then Corked Woman Has To Be First Corked And Then Filled Up.

Profession

A prostitute is having trouble filing her income tax returns.

Finally she goes to a income tax consultant.

He asks her what her profession is, "Prostitution", she says.

"That's too crude a way to put it, tell me another word that describes your profession", he says. she thinks over and says "Whore". "u cannot put it", he says, both are deeply in thought.

Suddenly she says "put my job as poultry farming", the IT consultant is confused, "how he asks".

"Well", she says "I have raised more than 1000 cocks last year".

Candle

The captain of a World War II ship ordered everyone to celebrate the victory by masturbating in a barrel. Every soldier did as was ordered and after drying the barrel for three days, they sealed it watertight and threw it into the sea.

The barrel reached a seashore where a priest spotted it. He took it to the church, opened it and thinking its wax ordered the servants to make candles out of it for the church.

Guess What happened in about four months time all the nuns were found to be pregnant!!.

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