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Belly Problem

Belly Problem

A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he says:
- "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes to the bed.
Married man has belly because when he comes to the bad he says:
- "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.




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