A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
- You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
- Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.
More Funny Jokes
Q - What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
A - One less drunk at the funeral.
Terms to Know
TRAFFIC LIGHT — Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
DIVORCE — Postgraduate in School of Love.
PIONEER — Early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE — Some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.
SWIMMING POOL — A mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL — The ability to eat only one peanut.
SALESMAN — Man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink.
CANNIBAL — Person who likes to see other people stewed.
EGOCENTRIC — A person who believes he is everything you know you are.
FOREIGN FILM — Any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western.
OPTIMIST — Girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
MAGAZINE — Bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
COLLEGE — The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS — Police station, fire department and places that deliver.
OPERA — When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET — A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."
BABY-SITTER — A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.
TATTOO — Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Billy-Bob replied, "Texas"
The operator replies - "ah, no kidding. What street do you live on?"
"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Billy-Bob said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"