A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.
More Sardar Jokes
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam.
He gave definitions as follows:
Study of fine art paintings
Advanced study of playing cards
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Santa was visiting his son who was in America for the very first time.
Santa was at a Local Food store going up and down the aisles with his son.
Santa asked, "What is this?
Santa's son, "Powdered orange juice"
Santa a bit confused, "Powdered orange juice?"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."
A few minutes later, in a different aisle Santa asked again, "And what is this?
Son, "Powdered milk"
Santa, "Powdered milk??"
Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle...
Santa, "And give a look here!! Baby Powder !! What a country, What a country!"
Santa asks banta: why do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta: prepaid mein bahut faida hai, isme call ke baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai...