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With the Music

With the Music

You are sardarji and on a bus, when you suddenly fart.
Luckily the music is very loud.
So every time you fart, you time it with the music.
When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus
Everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly
realize............
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You're listening to your IPOD!




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