Cause

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."

"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober"




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Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

Will it hurt me

Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?

Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

Diarrhea

A man at the doctors:
Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won't go away!
Did you try using a lemon?
Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!

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