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Kaun Banega Crorepati

Kaun Banega Crorepati

Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan



Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line "Phone a friend."
Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!




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