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Mobile Number

Mobile Number

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofe pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha "Murgha No.5? Calling".




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