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About Blood

About Blood

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha.

Wife: Aaj yeh book kyun parh rahe ho ji?

Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.




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Ladki Ka Naam

Chhote: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Bade: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

Chhote: Kya naam hai uska?

Bade: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Chhota Bartan

Customer: Ek kilo gaay (cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

Jaan ya Naan

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.

Kuchh der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, "Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!"

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