Loan

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis's son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.




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Underwear

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

Office Ka Sher

Santa: Tu office mein to bada sher bana ghoomta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?

Banta: Hota to sher hi hoon par ghar mein DURGA JI sawar ho jaati hain...

About Blood

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha.

Wife: Aaj yeh book kyun parh rahe ho ji?

Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.

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