No Bahana

Sardar: Mere paudhon ko pani de ramu.

Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Sardar: Bahana nahin chahiae, chhata leke ja...




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Jungle Mein Sher

Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya to waha par Sher tha.

Banta: Phir kya hua?

Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, "Tum karlo, mera to ho gaya hai."

With the Music

You are sardarji and on a bus, when you suddenly fart.
Luckily the music is very loud.
So every time you fart, you time it with the music.
When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus
Everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly
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You're listening to your IPOD!

Divorce

A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

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