Kam Marks

Bhola: Itne kam marks? Do thappad lagaoon kya.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.




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6 Ladkiyan

Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiyan aayengi.

Santa : Wow, kya baat hai.

Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai.

Andey aur Bachche

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wale janwer bachche dete hain, Hawa mein urne wale andey dete hain!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mein bhi urti hai or bachche bhi deti hai??

Student: "Air Hostess!"

Car Puncture

Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?

Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.

Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!

Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi.

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