Bivi aur Ghadi
Ek aadmi doosre aadmi se bola: "Bivi aur ghadi mein kya farq hai?"
Doosra Aadmi bola: "Ek bigadti hai to band ho jati hai......Doosari bigadti hai to "SHUROO" ho jati hai"
More Marriage Jokes
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
Ek dost doosre dost se: "Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai!
Pehla Dost : Tere paas kahan se aayi.
Doosra Dost : Arre maine to usse shadi ki hai."
"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug.
Doug suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"
"But what if my wife finds out?" asks Bill.
"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about it!" said Doug.
So Bill went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together."
"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that? it didn't work."