Fax Machine Problem

Fax Machine Problem

Manager: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"

Staff: "A little. What's wrong sir?"

Manager: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."

Staff: "How did you load the sheet?"

Manager: "I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."

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Salary Theorem

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

The less you know, the more you make.

Mechanical and Civil Engineers

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.


Once an electronics engineer wife was pregnant and delivered a baby, but due to work the husband was in a camp.

The doctors phoned him to give the news, when the doctor called the Engineer and said he had a baby, the engineer asked whether it was a transmitter or a receiver!

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